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FAST AS SHELL

RG-TR-BL1-RF
Vendor
goodr
Regular price
$52.00
Sale price
$52.00
Regular price
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FEATURES

  • Mirrored Reflective Lenses
  • For Regular Heads.
  • High Performance, High Fashion.

THE RUNWAYS: RUNNING + STYLE

Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!

  1. NO SLIP: Our lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage.
  2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight, yet snug, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running.
  3. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  4. ALL FASHION: Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies?
  5. NO CATCALLS: We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, we cannot make that guarantee.We CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.

OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW?

Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell, flip it on its back and send it down a hill, well, they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades!

Your move, Hare.

*(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke, people.)