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You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO SLIP: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO BOUNCE: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eALL FASHION: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLook like a model while you’re gaming. 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