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{"id":8038023954658,"title":"STAY FLY, ORNITHOLOGISTS","handle":"stay-fly-ornithologists-professor-style-sunglasses-goodr-active-sunglasses","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMirrored Reflective Lenses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Regular Heads. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ontarioswimhub.com\/collections\/sunglasses\/bfgs\" title=\"active sunglasses for wider heads\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/ontarioswimhub.com\/collections\/sunglasses\/bfgs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eNeed Wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ontarioswimhub.com\/products\/hooked-on-onyx-black-goodr-running-sunglasses\" title=\"black running sunglasses for wider heads\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/ontarioswimhub.com\/products\/hooked-on-onyx-black-goodr-running-sunglasses\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest for Bird Watching on a Run.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eFOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDon't be a dodo!!! Spread your wings and soar with Stay Fly, Ornithologists PHG sunglasses. These professorial frames won't slip or bounce while you live your best life. Unlike the dodos, who lived on the island Mauritius, and watched all their eggs get eaten by pigs, cats and monkeys. What a bunch of losers! We're not trying to scare you or anything, but the dodo made absolutely zero attempts to stay fly, and now it's extinct. 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Yet.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eNOBEL PRIZE MEETS BILLBOARD\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTwo ornithologists released a pop-rap song full of cheesy bird puns! 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Spread your wings and soar with Stay Fly, Ornithologists PHG sunglasses. These professorial frames won't slip or bounce while you live your best life. Unlike the dodos, who lived on the island Mauritius, and watched all their eggs get eaten by pigs, cats and monkeys. What a bunch of losers! We're not trying to scare you or anything, but the dodo made absolutely zero attempts to stay fly, and now it's extinct. Nuff said.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO SLIP: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO BOUNCE: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eALL POLARIZED: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGlare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO DISSERTATION: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNo one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. 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{"id":7750538428642,"title":"FAST AS SHELL","handle":"fast-as-shell-tortoiseshell-goodr-cateye-sunglasses","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMirrored Reflective Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Regular Heads.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eHigh Performance, High Fashion.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eTHE RUNWAYS: RUNNING + STYLE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRunway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. 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