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{"id":8038199394530,"title":"CARL IS MY CO-PILOT","handle":"carl-is-my-co-pilot-aviator-sunglasses-goodr-active-sunglasses","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMirrored Reflective Lenses.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFor Regular or Wider Heads.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBest Suited for Reaching New Heights\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eIT'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen you're flamingos on a booze cruise, but you feel the need, the need for speed!!! 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That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches \u0026amp; tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur blue-light-blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? 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{"id":8037226578146,"title":"THANKS, THEY'RE VINTAGE","handle":"thanks-theyre-vintage-purple-and-blue-circle-sunglasses-goodr-active-sunglasses","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReflective Lenses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Regular Heads. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ontarioswimhub.com\/collections\/sunglasses\/bfgs\" title=\"active sunglasses for wider heads\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/ontarioswimhub.com\/collections\/sunglasses\/bfgs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eNeed Wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ontarioswimhub.com\/products\/hooked-on-onyx-black-goodr-running-sunglasses\" title=\"black running sunglasses for wider heads\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/ontarioswimhub.com\/products\/hooked-on-onyx-black-goodr-running-sunglasses\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eWELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhat's the difference between vintage, antique \u0026amp; retro?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVintage: \"characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic,\" with true vintage at 50 years old.\u003cbr\u003eAntique: \"an object having special value because of its age,\" at least 100 years old.\u003cbr\u003eRetro: \"Involving, relating to, or reminiscent of an earlier time; retrospective,\" imitating a style at least 10-15 years old.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat means these sunglasses are retro but we named them Thanks, They're Vintage so you have to lie to everyone and say they're 50 years old. Good luck.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eALL HIPSTER\/INFLUENCER\/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL: Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eSTOP THE PRESS!!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe got 3 batsh*t crazy emails about\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Thanks, They're Vintage\" sunglasses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDear goodr,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat’s wrong with you?! Did you all get lobotomies for Christmas?!?!?! The “Thanks, They’re Vintage” sunglasses are NOT vintage. They’re RETRO!!! According to the dictionary (EVER HEARD OF IT?!!), vintage means “characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic,” with true vintage at 50 years old. Retro means “involving, relating to, or reminiscent of an earlier time; retrospective,\" imitating a style at least 10-15 years old. I DEMAND you rename these sunglasses “Thanks, They’re Retro.” What do you think, words have no meaning!?!? Should we all speak gibberish?!?!! Florbetty stimp zartkuss! Wipeggle snarf ploot! Does that make you happy? DOES IT?!??! I hope you get ebola.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSincerely, Byron\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eDear Byron,\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe sunglasses ARE 50 years old. They just look 10-15 years old because they had cosmetic surgery. The secret to looking good is not a healthy diet, regular exercise, and 8 hours of sleep every night. It’s liposuction, Botox, and drinking the blood of the young. How old are you, by the way? Got any kids? Just curious.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYours in flamingo love, goodr\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDear goodr,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHANK YOU for using “they’re” correctly!!! I work as a professional Grammar Not See. (Formerly “Grammar Nazi,” we recently learned that word is problematic.) That means from 9 to 5 on Monday through Friday, I roam the internet, scouring social media, comment sections and message boards for incorrect uses of “their,” “there” and “they’re.” Then I post a comment shaming the perps as if they committed an atrocious war crime. It’s the only way they’ll learn. But clearly, there’s no need to teach anything to you fine folks! “Thanks, They’re Vintage.” Beautiful. Tell the copy team their excellent work tickles my heart.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYours, Delilah\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eDear Delilah,\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe passed your message to the Copy Coven. Their on there monthly 3-week vacation and said they’re is no chance they give a shit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYours in flamingo love, goodr\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDear goodr,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHELP ME!!!! PLEASE!!! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD. I put on “Thanks, They’re Vintage” sunglasses and a spirit who died 50 years ago possessed me! Then he wandered around my office and said EXTREMELY problematic things to EVERYONE!!! Maybe that stuff was okay to say when the spirit died in 1972. But not in 2022! Eugene Shackleton — that was the spirit’s name – offended people of all races, all genders, all sexualities, all ages, and all abilities!!!! It was horrible. Just horrible. He said the C-word, the F-word, the R-word, you name it! Pick a letter of the alphabet and attach “-word” to it – he said it! But everyone thinks it was me! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD. By the time I was able to overpower Eugene and regain control of my body, the damage was done. But nobody believes me!!!! Please, tell my co-workers at The Sunglasses Shack that it wasn’t me!!! It was Eugene Shackleton!!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnxiously awaiting your reply, Randall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eDear Randall,\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe asked you nicely to stock our sunglasses, and you said no. This is what happens when retailers reject us. We take revenge. Nasty soul-scarring revenge. You’ll pay. You’ll all pay. Let this be a lesson to all retailers. HA HA HA HA HA! SQUAWWWWK!!!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYours in flamingo love, goodr\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2023-02-27T17:07:18-05:00","created_at":"2023-02-27T17:07:18-05:00","vendor":"goodr","type":"Sunglasses","tags":["Circle Gs","goodr"],"price":4000,"price_min":4000,"price_max":4000,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":43864347803874,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"G00020-CG-LTG2-RF","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"THANKS, THEY'RE VINTAGE","public_title":null,"options":["Default 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style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReflective Lenses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor Regular Heads. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ontarioswimhub.com\/collections\/sunglasses\/bfgs\" title=\"active sunglasses for wider heads\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/ontarioswimhub.com\/collections\/sunglasses\/bfgs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eNeed Wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ontarioswimhub.com\/products\/hooked-on-onyx-black-goodr-running-sunglasses\" title=\"black running sunglasses for wider heads\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/ontarioswimhub.com\/products\/hooked-on-onyx-black-goodr-running-sunglasses\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eWELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhat's the difference between vintage, antique \u0026amp; retro?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVintage: \"characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic,\" with true vintage at 50 years old.\u003cbr\u003eAntique: \"an object having special value because of its age,\" at least 100 years old.\u003cbr\u003eRetro: \"Involving, relating to, or reminiscent of an earlier time; retrospective,\" imitating a style at least 10-15 years old.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat means these sunglasses are retro but we named them Thanks, They're Vintage so you have to lie to everyone and say they're 50 years old. Good luck.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eALL HIPSTER\/INFLUENCER\/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL: Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eSTOP THE PRESS!!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe got 3 batsh*t crazy emails about\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Thanks, They're Vintage\" sunglasses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDear goodr,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat’s wrong with you?! Did you all get lobotomies for Christmas?!?!?! The “Thanks, They’re Vintage” sunglasses are NOT vintage. They’re RETRO!!! According to the dictionary (EVER HEARD OF IT?!!), vintage means “characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic,” with true vintage at 50 years old. Retro means “involving, relating to, or reminiscent of an earlier time; retrospective,\" imitating a style at least 10-15 years old. I DEMAND you rename these sunglasses “Thanks, They’re Retro.” What do you think, words have no meaning!?!? Should we all speak gibberish?!?!! Florbetty stimp zartkuss! Wipeggle snarf ploot! Does that make you happy? DOES IT?!??! I hope you get ebola.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSincerely, Byron\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eDear Byron,\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe sunglasses ARE 50 years old. They just look 10-15 years old because they had cosmetic surgery. The secret to looking good is not a healthy diet, regular exercise, and 8 hours of sleep every night. It’s liposuction, Botox, and drinking the blood of the young. How old are you, by the way? Got any kids? Just curious.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYours in flamingo love, goodr\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDear goodr,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHANK YOU for using “they’re” correctly!!! I work as a professional Grammar Not See. (Formerly “Grammar Nazi,” we recently learned that word is problematic.) That means from 9 to 5 on Monday through Friday, I roam the internet, scouring social media, comment sections and message boards for incorrect uses of “their,” “there” and “they’re.” Then I post a comment shaming the perps as if they committed an atrocious war crime. It’s the only way they’ll learn. But clearly, there’s no need to teach anything to you fine folks! “Thanks, They’re Vintage.” Beautiful. Tell the copy team their excellent work tickles my heart.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYours, Delilah\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eDear Delilah,\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe passed your message to the Copy Coven. Their on there monthly 3-week vacation and said they’re is no chance they give a shit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYours in flamingo love, goodr\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDear goodr,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHELP ME!!!! PLEASE!!! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD. I put on “Thanks, They’re Vintage” sunglasses and a spirit who died 50 years ago possessed me! Then he wandered around my office and said EXTREMELY problematic things to EVERYONE!!! Maybe that stuff was okay to say when the spirit died in 1972. But not in 2022! Eugene Shackleton — that was the spirit’s name – offended people of all races, all genders, all sexualities, all ages, and all abilities!!!! It was horrible. Just horrible. He said the C-word, the F-word, the R-word, you name it! Pick a letter of the alphabet and attach “-word” to it – he said it! But everyone thinks it was me! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD. By the time I was able to overpower Eugene and regain control of my body, the damage was done. But nobody believes me!!!! Please, tell my co-workers at The Sunglasses Shack that it wasn’t me!!! It was Eugene Shackleton!!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnxiously awaiting your reply, Randall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eDear Randall,\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe asked you nicely to stock our sunglasses, and you said no. This is what happens when retailers reject us. We take revenge. Nasty soul-scarring revenge. You’ll pay. You’ll all pay. Let this be a lesson to all retailers. HA HA HA HA HA! SQUAWWWWK!!!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYours in flamingo love, goodr\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

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Have your cateye and eat it too!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO SLIP: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO BOUNCE: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur frame is crafted to be feather-weight, yet snug, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eALL POLARIZED: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGlare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eALL FASHION: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLook like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies?\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNO CATCALLS: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWe aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, we cannot make that guarantee.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eWe CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eOH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! 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rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eREFLECTIVE LENSES: Black lenses to hide the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in normal to bright light conditions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO DEMOGORGANS: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eTHE BEST PRESCRIPTION FOR GAINZ\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe get it. You go to the gym for 3 hours a day so you can look down and see 6-12 abs. If you commit to doing an insane amount of burpees, you can bet you'll do every last one of them. That (and these black frames glasses with bourbon-colored lenses) is what it takes if you wanna be the best. Introducing Beezlebub's Bourbon Burpees (because even the Rx squad needs a drink sometimes).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

{"id":7750521389282,"title":"HOOKED ON ONYX","handle":"hooked-on-onyx-black-goodr-running-sunglasses","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eNon-Reflective Lenses.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFor Tall \u0026amp; Wide Heads. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ontarioswimhub.com\/products\/a-gingers-soul-black-on-black-goodr-running-sunglasses\" title=\"black running sunglasses for regular heads\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eNeed regular?\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBest for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eBFGs: BIG F*CKING GOODRS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWith wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO SLIP:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO BOUNCE:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eALL POLARIZED:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGlare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNON-REFLECTIVE LENSES: Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO DEMOGORGANS: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eSOME PEOPLE HATE WEARING BLACK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey think it's too boring or too funeral-ly. 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He’s been love drunk for a beautiful purple\/teal eyed Kraken named Maven for years. He made us make these lovely spectacles to try and win her heart. 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He’s been love drunk for a beautiful purple\/teal eyed Kraken named Maven for years. He made us make these lovely spectacles to try and win her heart. (He has problems.)\u003c\/p\u003e"}

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style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMirrored Reflective Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e For Regular Heads. \u003ca title=\"black and amber sunglasses for wider heads\" href=\"https:\/\/ontarioswimhub.com\/products\/beelzebubs-bourbon-burpees-beast-goodr-polarized-sunglasses\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/ontarioswimhub.com\/products\/beelzebubs-bourbon-burpees-beast-goodr-polarized-sunglasses\"\u003eNeed Wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBest for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eTHE ORIGINAL WHISKEY OGs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClassic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail out of Hades or drinking whiskey in a tumbler, sans rocks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO SLIP: Special grip coating used to construct frame and help eliminate slippage when sweating.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO BOUNCE: Frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO LEOPARDS: Plus, no one wearing Goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHISKEY SHOTS, AND RUNNING?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou read that correctly. We are encouraging you to drink some of that sweet amber liquor with the Prince of Darkness. Don’t let Satan’s reputation (or love of ironic eternal punishments) scare you away; he just wants to be your running buddy. So go on, throw on these amber and black shades and do some Whiskey Shots with Satan.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}