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That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches \u0026amp; tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur blue-light-blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO SLIP: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO BOUNCE: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eALL FASHION: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLook like a model while you’re gaming. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those selfies?\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO SPOILED EASTER EGGS: No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eVIDEO GAMES ARE LIKE MARRIAGES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThey open up a magical new world. Then they get way too challenging and we scream curse words and want to throw them at the wall until they smash into pieces. You can't really throw your marriage at the wall since marriage is just a concept...maybe your wedding ring? A framed photo? 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