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CHEESY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

G00023-MG-LLB2-RF
Vendor
goodr
Regular price
$52.00
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$52.00
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FEATURES

  • Mirrored Reflective Lenses.
  • For Regular or Wider Heads.
  • Best Suited for Reaching New Heights.

IT'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD

Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J/K! J/K! Geez!!!!

  1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
  2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
    *Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
  3. ALL POLARIZED: The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  4. ALL SPEED: An all-new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
  5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP: Included with purchase.

SHE OOZES STYLE AND GRACE...

Nope, wait, that's cheese.
She oozes cheese.